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"Slide it like you're stealing second base, you magnificent baserunner!"
Target: 30
Hint: Use arrow keys ← → for precision. Your grandmother could do this.
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"Prove you're not a robot by doing 1st-grade math. Yes, it's come to this."
Hint: The answer is NOT "purple" this time.
9 + 4 =
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"Counting sheep makes you sleep. Counting these beasts? That's a Tuesday."
Hint: How many 🐨 are lurking in this menagerie?
🐶🐶🐭🐻🐼🐹🐨🐨🐼🐻🐼🐭
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"Click the identical triplets! Don't click the imposter, it bites. Seriously, it bit Steve."
Hint: Three unicorns walk into a bar. The horse gets thrown out.
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"Simon says click 1, then 2, then 3. Don't mess up! Simon is watching. Always watching."
Hint: It's literally just 1-2-3. You can do this. Probably.
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"Catch the button if you can! It's had way too much coffee and is avoiding responsibility."
Hint: It moves when you breathe on it. Very sensitive button.
CATCH ME
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"Click the square matching this exact color. Yes, it IS that obvious. No, we won't make it harder."
Hint: It's the color. The one that matches. You know, matching.
Find this color:
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"Find the exact match to prove you're not a bear in disguise. We're onto you, Yogi."
Hint: Find this little guy:
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